If Philip, casting around for ways for ways to improve the grid, were to call upon you to become a Linden, what would your Linden name and responsibilities be?
That was a question I asked today on Plurk – and had some fun responses …
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Saffia Widdershins: Saffia Linden, ensuring that Linden Homes are all furnished tastefully (and NOT with one cuddle rug, one sex bed and a single potted plant)
Ceejay Writer: Ceejay Linden, promoting intelligence and creative rebellion through the coffee house network in SL.
Jaime Kenin: Jaime Linden, to make over all the other Lindens so they wore decent skin, shape, hair, clothing and shoes…
xXBryonyXx: Bryony Linden..promoting and representing non-humanoid avatars in SL : dragons, furries, tinies, etc. Giving prim Hobnobs with her bear!
Annechen Lowey: Annechen Linden, in charge of new resident orientation and etiquette indoctrination: “No, not everyone is here for that, and we just met.”
Rowan Derryth: Rowan Linden, Art Police. Not letting people rez crap.
Scottius Polke: Scottius Linden. Nipples are fine, herring is better.
Hotspur OToole: Hotspur Linden, promoting Grid-wide anarchy. (woot)
P J Trenton: PJ Linden…public relations…first order of business…showcasing incredible creativity of residents with fab and inspiring login screens
Lizzy Magoo: Lizzy Linden promoting low lag builds with eye-appealing designs
Kara Timtam: Kara Linden, queen of the banhammer, evil doers beware, BWAHAHAHAHAHAH ahem.
Wildstar Beaumont: Wildstar Linden, surrounding every estate and continent with a free ring of Blake Sea-like sims 🙂
Myn Serendipity: Myn Linden, generally helpful and bringer of awesome events.
Dimo Beornssen: Dimo Linden, the non-human rep of the Lindens and encourager of better fashion for male avs the grid over.
Gracie Kendal: Gracie Linden, administrator of merging the RL and SL art worlds.
Scarp Godenot: Scarpy Linden: Oranizing the sl art world with its own search, blog, magazine and central PR nexus point Iccluding a permanant LL museum sim
Caribouken: Caribou Linden: Requiring server capacity to be doubled to reduce lag and immediate resumption of work on inventory portability to OpenSims.
Reghan Straaf: Catnip Linden: I think I’d just sleep a lot.
Ceejay Writer *cackles loudly in Catnip Linden’s ear and disturbs her snooze*
Reghan Straaf gives Ceejay Linden a Look, then stealthes into the coffee shop and shreds all the upholstery.
Linus Lacombe: Linus Linden (like the sound of that!)…poorly defined role, but tries to be at everything he possibly can!!
PurplePenny Broome: Purple Linden: stamping on the nasty people on the forum/blogs.
Prad Prathivi: Evil Linden. Yup.
Tanarian Davies: Corgi Linden, in charge of keeping Catnip awake and I guess I’d have to take over Customer Service.
Myn Serendipity: Tanarian would be my boss? Eeek!
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So – now it’s your turn! What would your Linden name be – and your responsibilities? Ad your comments below!
Prim Perfect 
Hunterdon Linden. Responsible for internal consistency and external comprehensibility of official communications.
this is awesome, i just did a post too with my incredibly valuable two cents *rolls eyes*
http://blog.iliveisl.com/ceo-for-a-dollar-a-year-chief-ener-officer/
=D
Abraham Linden – I would fire Wallace Linden as “conversation manager” and change the role into an active engagement of customers through social media and curate the legitimate gripes for escalation, engagement, and resolution. I would only take the job if I were empowered to take showstopper and revenue-threatening issues directly to the VP/managers involved in the issue so the issue would be resolve through the chain of command as part of people’s jobs.
-ls/cm
As I said at the panel, i would be Kinky Linden, in charge of the Adult Services
Denise Linden ~ Job: to make sure that at the very least special sims were created for Live music events that could hold 500 or 1000 avvys so you could really put on a concerted in SL then I would promote the hell out of the SL Live music scene even if it meant haveing to hire some very well known acts to perform in it to let the public know it is a viable option and a great place to come to enjoy Music. Without being in a smokey BAR!
KK Linden – rockstar enabler, assembling a team of awesome genius audio freaks and geeks to make synched multi-location streaming possible, even easy, for a whole new world of virtual music/performance collaboration. Oh, and whoever is in charge of increasing sim capacity to the 100’s or 1,000’s, I want the office right next to yours. Let’s do pho sometime soon.
D-lish Linden. My role would be be to yell “You’re pissing in the soup!” whenever administration suggested anything really stupid, after which I would go shred furniture with Catnip.
Asimov Linden. I would be the promotor in chief of science and history, leveraging SL’s ability to bring such subjects to life to try and make SL a real educational center on the internet.